Run you tasty swine!
It doesn’t matter who wins
You’re all delicious
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 177
You are what you eat.
Wait – that can’t be how it goes.
You wear what you eat.
(via Threadless – want the shirt, go vote for it!)
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 176
“No, Mr. Bacon,
“I expect you to sizzle”
Bacon, James Bacon
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 175
You look anemic
Under your Bacon Helmet.
You’re doing it wrong.
(Photo via Mouse Unicorn vs. Ninja Chicken Snatch found via It’s All About the Bacon)
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 174
“Those donuts were there,
the hamburger was there,”
Paula says, “Lose the buns.”
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 173
Child are the victims
of most wedding parties, til
Bacon intervenes
(via It’s All About the Bacon)
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Bacon Haiku Vol .1, No. 172
No matter how much
You keep these shoes on, your feet
Won’t smell like Bacon
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Bacon Haiku Vol 1, No. 171
“I can smell his fear,”
The evil ginger child says.
“It smells like Bacon.”
(via The Adventures of Pete & Pete and childhood nostalgia)
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 170
Bacon hunger strikes
And you’re without frying pan?
Try Bacon Jerky!
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 169
Girls that eat bacon
Are hotter than girls that don’t
Scientific fact!
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