Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 175

You look anemic

Under your Bacon Helmet.

You’re doing it wrong.

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 167

Our country’s uncle

Gets a much needed update:

Meet Uncle Bacon!

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 145

Bacon is cure all

But this is a real test since

Combos make you blind

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