Bacon Haiku Vol .1, No. 172

No matter how much

You keep these shoes on, your feet

Won’t smell like Bacon

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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 76

If you really must

Do a hate dance on my face

Please use bacon shoes.

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