Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 175

You look anemic

Under your Bacon Helmet.

You’re doing it wrong.

meathelmets

(Photo via Mouse Unicorn vs. Ninja Chicken Snatch found via It’s All About the Bacon)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 155

Watch your ears ladies

Wearers risk a rematch of

Tyson/Holyfield

earrings

(via The Daily Bacon)

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