The freshest B-Boy
Though he looks great, don’t consume
Eating glass is whack.
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 118
Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 117
If this is for real
We can eat like goddamn kings.
Quick, get my spray paint.
( Bacon Graffiti )
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 116
Didn’t quite pan out
What are our key learnings here?
Nix goop, cast bacon.
Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 115
Pork, sure, but why apes?
Do they have lasers like in
that movie “Congo”?
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 114
The seasons may change
The sizzle remains the same
Find your meat constant.
( Everything Taste Better With Bacon )
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 113
What’s that on your breath?
It’s subtle, but yet powerful
Mint mixed with man musk.
( Bacon Mints )
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 112
Brothers & sisters
Power of pig compells you
Bacon 3:16.
( St. Anthony, Patron Saint of Bacon )
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 111
So, that’s how it’s done?
You do what you gotta do
Wash your hands after.
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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 110
Her name: Paula Deen
True American Icon
Queen of Reckless Cooks.
( Paula Dean’s Lady Brunch Burger via Marshall Astor – Food Pornographer )
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 109
To awesome for haiku
May get this as a tattoo
Bow before Prince Bacon.
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