Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 111

So, that’s how it’s done?

You do what you gotta do

Wash your hands after.


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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 110

Her name: Paula Deen

True American Icon

Queen of Reckless Cooks.


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( Paula Dean’s Lady Brunch Burger via Marshall Astor – Food Pornographer )


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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 109

To awesome for haiku

May get this as a tattoo

Bow before Prince Bacon.

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