Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 125

Well documented

Is my passion for foods that

fix vegans brainbones.

chickenfriedbacon

( via JimChaney.com )



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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 121, 122, 123, 124

The sum of pig parts

Is greater than the whole pig

Unless it’s all pig.

The single greatest

Advancement in Pig Science

Long Live Frankenpig.

Warning: this pig

May cause sinning against god

Also, sick nightmares

Are there stoves in hell?

Seems redundant, but if yeah…

Here’s what they would fire.

porkgasm1

porkgasm2

( Porkgasm )



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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 120

The World will look up

And shout “save us”, and I’ll serve

The pork protector.

watchmenpig

( Costumed Superhero Pig )



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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 118

The freshest B-Boy

Though he looks great, don’t consume

Eating glass is whack.

bacon_glass



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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 117

If this is for real

We can eat like goddamn kings.

Quick, get my spray paint.

bacongraffiti

( Bacon Graffiti )

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 116

Didn’t quite pan out

What are our key learnings here?

Nix goop, cast bacon.


goop

Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 115

Pork, sure, but why apes?

Do they have lasers like in

that movie “Congo”?


apes_and_pigs



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