In a perfect world
To get clean you simply take
A bacon shower.
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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 78
Blinded by the light
Fried up in its juice, cooked
By light bulb power.
( Bacon Lamp )
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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 77
Last meal on death row
Since you’re sure to buy the farm
One more pork hurrah.
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