Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 173

Child are the victims

of most wedding parties, til

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Bacon Haiku Vol 1., No. 162

If this is real soap,

Why do I still feel dirty?

And, strangely, alive?

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Bacon Haiku Vol 1, No. 160

Desecration is

A horrible sin.  Bacon

Should never be tubed.

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 156

A Love, pure and true

Together in heart disease,

Gluttony and joy

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 145

Bacon is cure all

But this is a real test since

Combos make you blind

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 141

I need more haiku

To explain how wrong this is.

It’s way too rapey…

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 140

I don’t like pancake

But I would devour all these

And ask for seconds

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