“I can smell his fear,”
The evil ginger child says.
“It smells like Bacon.”
(via The Adventures of Pete & Pete and childhood nostalgia)
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 170
Bacon hunger strikes
And you’re without frying pan?
Try Bacon Jerky!
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 169
Girls that eat bacon
Are hotter than girls that don’t
Scientific fact!
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 168
Dear Bobby Flay fans,
Egg, Bacon, on Burger
Does not breakfast make.
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 167
Our country’s uncle
Gets a much needed update:
Meet Uncle Bacon!
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 166
It’s not only food
That is improved by Bacon
Technology, too!
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 165
This dinner succeeds
When others fail, achieving
The perfect ending
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