Bacon Haikus http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com Just another WordPress.com weblog Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:03:16 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ en hourly 1 http://www.gravatar.com/blavatar/81f0b1774633599774acbc40fb69ffc6?s=96&d=http://s.wordpress.com/i/buttonw-com.png Bacon Haikus http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 178 http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/bacon-haiku-vol-1-no-178/ http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com/2009/07/08/bacon-haiku-vol-1-no-178/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 20:03:16 +0000 bruceleeofmeats http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com/?p=909 ]]>

Run you tasty swine!

It doesn’t matter who wins

You’re all delicious

pigrace

(via With Leather)

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You are what you eat.

Wait – that can’t be how it goes.

You wear what you eat.

bacon shirt(via Threadless – want the shirt, go vote for it!)

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“No, Mr. Bacon,

“I expect you to sizzle”

Bacon, James Bacon

baconlazer(via International Bacon Day)

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You look anemic

Under your Bacon Helmet.

You’re doing it wrong.

meathelmets

(Photo via Mouse Unicorn vs. Ninja Chicken Snatch found via It’s All About the Bacon)

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“Those donuts were there,

the hamburger was there,”

Paula says, “Lose the buns.”

PA1207_The-ladys-brunch-hurger_lg

(via A Hamburger Today)

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Child are the victims

of most wedding parties, til

Bacon intervenesbacon

(via It’s All About the Bacon)

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No matter how much

You keep these shoes on, your feet

Won’t smell like Bacon

baconshoes(via The Bacon Institute)

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“I can smell his fear,”

The evil ginger child says.

“It smells like Bacon.”

(via The Adventures of Pete & Pete and childhood nostalgia)

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Bacon hunger strikes

And you’re without frying pan?

Try Bacon Jerky!

jerky

(via Bacon Freak)

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Girls that eat bacon

Are hotter than girls that don’t

Scientific fact!

babe-2009-06-b

(via Bacon Today)

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