A haiku is a truly righteous form of ancient Japanese poetry. It consists of three lines of exactly 17 syllables. Because brevity is freakin’ savory.
Bacon, as I’m sure you’re well aware, is the World’s Greatest Food.
About the author
The Bruce Lee of Meats is a comedic laureate who is well aware that Bruce Lee (R.I.P.) was not Japanese.
Enter the bacon.
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