Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 121, 122, 123, 124

The sum of pig parts

Is greater than the whole pig

Unless it’s all pig.

The single greatest

Advancement in Pig Science

Long Live Frankenpig.

Warning: this pig

May cause sinning against god

Also, sick nightmares

Are there stoves in hell?

Seems redundant, but if yeah…

Here’s what they would fire.

porkgasm1

porkgasm2

( Porkgasm )



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