Bacon Apologies

Though there’s no excuse

Bacon haiku continues

After a short break….bacon3mj2

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 5

The 50′s were a scary time

When bacon was used for crime

Breakfast meat used for roofies

Two Disney dogs would be Goofies

Some words are just too hard to rhyme

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 4

Aside from a bacon scooper

She must be a hula hooper

I love her shakin’

like she loves bacon

Because she’s got a real sweet pooper

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 3

This man’s ability is quite a treat

He grows food from his head to his feet

Bites bacon gets rashers

Chews potato grows hashers

The only back bacon I will never eat

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 2

Though a connoisseur might not relate
I think this painting is great
When bacon’s the subject
I will never object
And it can never be something I’ll hate

baconmakingbacon

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 1

In honor of Irish New Year’s today…

Canadian bacon makes me sick

Can’t compare to the real thing even a lick

It’s the world’s biggest scam

It’s really just ham

Or Michael Moore’s most honest flick.

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 125

Well documented

Is my passion for foods that

fix vegans brainbones.

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 121, 122, 123, 124

The sum of pig parts

Is greater than the whole pig

Unless it’s all pig.

The single greatest

Advancement in Pig Science

Long Live Frankenpig.

Warning: this pig

May cause sinning against god

Also, sick nightmares

Are there stoves in hell?

Seems redundant, but if yeah…

Here’s what they would fire.

porkgasm1

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 120

The World will look up

And shout “save us”, and I’ll serve

The pork protector.

watchmenpig

( Costumed Superhero Pig )



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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 119

Cast lines for swine fish

They are found in salt water

Seas of joyful tears.

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