Though there’s no excuse
Bacon haiku continues
After a short break….
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Bacon Apologies
Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 5
The 50′s were a scary time
When bacon was used for crime
Breakfast meat used for roofies
Two Disney dogs would be Goofies
Some words are just too hard to rhyme
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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 4
Aside from a bacon scooper
She must be a hula hooper
I love her shakin’
like she loves bacon
Because she’s got a real sweet pooper
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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 3
This man’s ability is quite a treat
He grows food from his head to his feet
Bites bacon gets rashers
Chews potato grows hashers
The only back bacon I will never eat
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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 2
Though a connoisseur might not relate
I think this painting is great
When bacon’s the subject
I will never object
And it can never be something I’ll hate
(via Rustbeard)
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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 1
In honor of Irish New Year’s today…
Canadian bacon makes me sick
Can’t compare to the real thing even a lick
It’s the world’s biggest scam
It’s really just ham
Or Michael Moore’s most honest flick.
(via here)
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 125
Well documented
Is my passion for foods that
fix vegans brainbones.
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 121, 122, 123, 124
The sum of pig parts
Is greater than the whole pig
Unless it’s all pig.
…
The single greatest
Advancement in Pig Science
Long Live Frankenpig.
…
Warning: this pig
May cause sinning against god
Also, sick nightmares
…
Are there stoves in hell?
Seems redundant, but if yeah…
Here’s what they would fire.
( Porkgasm )
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 120
The World will look up
And shout “save us”, and I’ll serve
The pork protector.
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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 119
Cast lines for swine fish
They are found in salt water
Seas of joyful tears.
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