Bacon Apologies

Though there’s no excuse

Bacon haiku continues

After a short break….bacon3mj2

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 5

The 50’s were a scary time

When bacon was used for crime

Breakfast meat used for roofies

Two Disney dogs would be Goofies

Some words are just too hard to rhyme

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 4

Aside from a bacon scooper

She must be a hula hooper

I love her shakin’

like she loves bacon

Because she’s got a real sweet pooper

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 3

This man’s ability is quite a treat

He grows food from his head to his feet

Bites bacon gets rashers

Chews potato grows hashers

The only back bacon I will never eat

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 2

Though a connoisseur might not relate
I think this painting is great
When bacon’s the subject
I will never object
And it can never be something I’ll hate

baconmakingbacon

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Bacon Limericks Vol. 1, No. 1

In honor of Irish New Year’s today…

Canadian bacon makes me sick

Can’t compare to the real thing even a lick

It’s the world’s biggest scam

It’s really just ham

Or Michael Moore’s most honest flick.

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 125

Well documented

Is my passion for foods that

fix vegans brainbones.

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