Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 79

In a perfect world

To get clean you simply take

A bacon shower.

Bacon Hannadict

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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 78

Blinded by the light

Fried up in its juice, cooked

By light bulb power.

baconlamp

( Bacon Lamp )

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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 77

Last meal on death row

Since you’re sure to buy the farm

One more pork hurrah.

bacongrave

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