Gale Force Bacon (Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 73)

You? You lived your life

Like some bacon in the wind

Fly into my mouth.

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 72

Hell hath no bacon

A special place is reserved

For real swine merchants.

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Bacon Haikus Vol. 1, No. 71

When you cure the pork

It’s bacon stimulation

That plan smells perfect.


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