Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 178

Run you tasty swine!

It doesn’t matter who wins

You’re all delicious

pigrace

(via With Leather)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 177

You are what you eat.

Wait – that can’t be how it goes.

You wear what you eat.

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 176

“No, Mr. Bacon,

“I expect you to sizzle”

Bacon, James Bacon

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 175

You look anemic

Under your Bacon Helmet.

You’re doing it wrong.

meathelmets

(Photo via Mouse Unicorn vs. Ninja Chicken Snatch found via It’s All About the Bacon)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 174

“Those donuts were there,

the hamburger was there,”

Paula says, “Lose the buns.”

PA1207_The-ladys-brunch-hurger_lg

(via A Hamburger Today)

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Bacon Haiku Vol. 1, No. 173

Child are the victims

of most wedding parties, til

Bacon intervenesbacon

(via It’s All About the Bacon)

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Bacon Haiku Vol .1, No. 172

No matter how much

You keep these shoes on, your feet

Won’t smell like Bacon

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